Top 5 funny/shitty movies

As you can see we made a new section just for funny shit. So lets fill this out shall we?

I wanna know your top 5 best and worst movies. Explinations would be great.
Not sure if this should be in here or in general...oh well.

Movies
1. Boondock Saints. Seriously one of the funniest movies I`ve seen. Brilliant action,brilliant comedy.
2. The man from earth. Its a great movie,and hard not to like if. He`s either the best troll in the world,or hes right,what is it? Watch it you uncivilized bastards.
3. Sev7n. Aka Seven. It`s about a serial killer that uses the 7 deadly sins to justify his kills. Whats in the box!?
4. Memento. Seriously a mindfuck of a movie. But its damn funny aswell.
5.Braveheart. Seriously,if you dont like this movie,you just suck. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

Sure some of them arnt directly funny,but they are incredibly good.
Now..for the worst 5...which probably made me laugh more than it should...

1. Dungeons and dragons. Seriously,this is the worst movie ive ever seen,its fucking insane. Makes no sense,and I laughed my ass off untill I realised it was being serious.
2.American pie (all of em) It`s not,fucking,funny! If you wanna watch tits,go watch porn,hell the storyline in porn is still better than this piece of shit.
3. Epic movie. Whoever made this should be shot.
4. Every Uve Boll movie made. Especially Postal. Its just.....shit in every possible way.
5. 99.9 % of all horror and zombie movies. The actors are always crap,the plot is shit,and the characters are so stupid they deserve to die... the killer is in there mandy,dont go inside! you have no weapons,and you`re wearing high heels!
But I left my purse in there! it has all my,like,makeup!
Oh ok but be carefull! here,take this flashlight,it`ll keep u save!
Just die both of u,god damnit....I cant take horror movies seriously. Being chased by a girl thats been dead for 50 years,yeah...little girls are really scary....pussies...

So those are my picks,might seem lazy at the last 2 there but....well its true. Come along now,dont be shy. Im really bored....

Little dead girls are scary... don't mess with little dead girls... *shiver*

Anyway, since I'm already here...



Best
I won't include LOTR, Harry Potter and Star Wars - everybody likes those...

1. The scorpion king - awesome fantasy film. Basically, this cool barbarian warrior fights against evil people from a city that is trying to conquer his homeland. He captures their sorceress, who ends up helping him. interesting plot, deserty setting, good fighting and a bit of romance.. even a few funny moments

2. The mummy - crazy female archeologist obsessed with Egyptian history, along with her idiot brother and a soldier guide they saved from hanging, dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra. Problems begin when they accidently awake this ancient mummy priest... Lots of action, plenty funny moments, some romance and a happy ending - deffinitely one of my favourites. Imothep... Imothep...

3. Indiana Jones and the temple of doom - Indie, along with his friend shortie and this woman who ended up coming with them by accident but later fell in love with him, uncover the secret worship of supposedly long dead kult of kali... The best Indiana Jones film in my opinion. Extra bonus if you like watching evisceration up close...

4. Underworld - another film about the war between vampires and werewolves, except this one is actually really good! Werewolves are trying to create a hybrid - neither a vampire nor werewolf, but stronger than both. Main character is this cool vampire chick named Selene, and she gets involved with the human named Michael, person the werewolves are targeting for their experiment... What could possibly go wrong? Good ideas for Halloween costumes

5. Twilight - I had to put this in here just to annoy Greed... *sparkle*



Worst

1. House of 1000 corpses - a horror film about 2 teenage couples getting stuck on the road in bad weather and "rescued" by a family of cannibals/satanists/freaks in general. The worst horror film EVER. Really, really painful to watch and not scary at all.

2. The big blue - a film about 2 nutters who love free diving (that's when you hold your breath, rather than using oxygen bottles). One of them decides he can't live on the surface because he misses the sea too much and abandons his pregnant girlfriend, who's pleading with him not to kill himself, to swim off after a dolphin and drown.

3. The butterfly effect - warning: this movie will fuck you up for the rest of your life. It's about this kid that blocks out shit memories in his life (like being sexually abused by his pedo neighbour or killing a woman and her baby by putting a bomb in the woman's letterbox) and can then go back to those "holes" in his memory and change what happened. Thing is, he screws it up more and more every time he tries to change it... Most bizzare and sickening film I've ever seen.

4. Grease - a musical film about high school kids from '50s. Shit music and horrible plot. No idea why so many people find it funny. Boooriiing. Laaamee.

5. Watchmen - worst superhero movie ever. Hide all sharp objects before wathcing this film to avoid the temptation of taking the easy way out and cutting your wrists.

Yami, I agree with Indiana, i wouldn't include the last movie, although I like Grease, i have something for period movies. Watchmen truly sucks, and its so fucking long.

Best

1 - The Shawshank Redemption, amazing plot, amazing actors, not much to be said, its just amazing. "Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency."

2- The Gods must be crazy, I've watched this movie like 100 times, stills makes me laugh every single time. "A comic allegory about a traveling Bushman who encounters modern civilization and its stranger aspects, including a clumsy scientist and a band of revolutionaries."

3 - The Gods must be crazy 2, same.
"Xixo is back again. This time, his children accidentally stow away on a fast-moving poachers' truck, unable to get off, and Xixo sets out to rescue them. Along the way, he encounters a couple of soldiers trying to capture each other and a pilot and passenger of a small plane, who are each having a few problems of their own."

4 - Life is Beautiful, Roberto Benigni manual in how to be an actor, also the plot is huge.
"A Jewish man has a wonderful romance with the help of his humour, but must use that same quality to protect his son in a Nazi death camp."

5 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, need to say something on this one?
"King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles."


Worst - I don't keep track of the worst, I just forget their names.

= Mandatory to watch.

Damn, I'd second Shawshank redemption, that's such an amazing film.
Haven't seen another others on that list besides Monty Python, which is just a classic

Click titles to see a scene...

1. Sin City (2005)

The Salesman: The wind rises, electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far, far away. I tell her I love her.
*silenced gunshot*
The Salesman: The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning.

2. Fight Club (1999)

Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

3. Trainspotting (1996)

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

4. Apocalypse Now (1979)

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

5. A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

maynd wrote:

4 - Life is Beautiful, Roberto Benigni manual in how to be an actor, also the plot is huge.
"A Jewish man has a wonderful romance with the help of his humour, but must use that same quality to protect his son in a Nazi death camp."

Such a beautiful film, a masterpiece.

Also Willow I love all your picks! The last three being particularly brilliant. Have you read the book of A Clockwork Orange? I actually preferred the film.

Nope, never read it... I heard it's a good book though, and Trainspotting's supposed to be pretty awesome too.

Actually, I forgot a movie, so I'll replace A Clockwork Orange with Pulp Fiction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMq7AQL-_Yg

Willow wrote:

Nope, never read it... I heard it's a good book though, and Trainspotting's supposed to be pretty awesome too.

Actually, I forgot a movie, so I'll replace A Clockwork Orange with Pulp Fiction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMq7AQL-_Yg

I actually never liked pulp fiction....seemed like a normal movie to me,nothing special.

1. Brain Dead(Dead Alive) ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzdg50y_ngg )
2.The Evil Dead 1
3.The Evil Dead 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1nRZHREXw
4. Adhisaya Piravi
5.Blair witch project